Ok, I know you read everything I write, did you enjoy my last post? Get a good laugh out of it? How many times will you go back to erotic fantasy life and reread those posts? Tired of jacking off yet? Since you shaved, I guess you don’t have to deal with a harry palm now do you, and speaking of palms have you finally learned to switch hands and gain a stroke? So what’s up with the “I prefer to admire you from afar? bullshit? Why are you so anonymous, so into hiding? So you are a fucking wacko that has difficulty lifting his arms, no problemo as I am the queen of wackos and you don’t need to lift your arms over your head because I will just sit on your face, how is that for a kind hearted nutwad?
You are so fucking stuborn and don’t listen to anyone but listen here buddy, you have got to start getting more rest as your body requires it and I do not want to have to come to the Mona Lisa and kick your tight ass, you hear me? I’m sure those french women have kept you happy to some point but pussy is pussy may it be nigi, malaysian, american, french, german or whatever. A fuck is a fuck and you know that and if you think you are in love with someone in France, think again because if you were you sure the hell wouldn’t read and reread every word I write.
The Great Gabriel Batistuta, the one all the women want to be with, the man of the hour, the man with the power-this is all bullshit as you are none of those, you are man who is lonely as hell and sad and you are a man that no longer knows who he really is as he can no longer kick a fucking soccer ball to make hatrix look like child’s play. Your life as you knew it is over and now it is time to open yourself up to new adventures and explore another part of yourself. So go ahead and hate me as if I am scared, what ya going to do? Fly here and slap me? Not likely, lol so call me a bitch that doesn’t know shit about you and doesn’t know what she is talking about.
Go ahead, throw the can of shaving cream at the bathroom mirror, throw your shoes across the room, call me a fucking cunt and slam the door. Feel better now? Now that you are done acting out your aggression, try breathing, in through your nose and slowly out of your mouth with your eyes closed, do this three times and slowly open your eyes. Do you feel better? More in control? More focused? If not fuck it grab a case of beer and get drunk maybe that will help you let go of how pissed you are.
Now smile, yes smile a big smile and laugh because sometimes I can just push your buttons like an elevator and that really pissed you off doesn’t it? Sometimes, you just have to laugh at yourself and how ridiculous you can get and say wtf? I’m losing it because of something someone I don’t even know said. Hey if you don’t want to feel sorry for yourself feel sorry for me, all the way between my legs and give me some fucking relief already. I don’t need or want your pity but I could definitely use your tongue and cock for awhile, if you don’t mind.
Come on let go ease up and just laugh as laughter is good for the soul and since you don’t know when to shut the fuck up I guess I have no choice but to tell you to go fuck yourself after you fuck me first of course. When you finally get your head out of your ass and are no longer to shy to chat with me, you know where to find me and if that time never comes, it never comes but I am no longer a dreamer with my head in the clouds, hell no I have it so far up your ass so I can figure out what is going on in that brain of yours. mwaaahhhhhh……….