I confess I love being naked, I walk around naked all the time,unless the kids are home. I have discovered several dangers that can cause you much pain.
- Never fry bacon naked without a lid to protect your boobs from the splattering grease
- Never work on your vacuum with it plugged in, those brushes hurt like hell
- Don’t eat hot food when naked, I tend to miss my mouth burn the shit out of my boobs
- Don’t answer the door naked, the kids think it’s Halloween and run for their lives
- Do not accept packages from UPS the driver tends to fall down the steps as he is leaving
- Don’t play with your kitten that isn’t declawed-O DAMN
I can tell you first hand that bacon splatter is a mother fcker, stay away from wringer washer to, instant mammogram-