First rule of being a good neighbor is to mind your own business, second rule is not to have sex with your neighbors spouse and third rule is keep your comments to yourself. Well, I happen to have a neighbor that I would love to use for target practice. This woman said to me one day that I killed my husband.
She is a nosey bitch that gossips about everyone and anything bad that happens to her I just love, I know not to neighborly of me right? Well, think again because she loves drama and starting it seems to be her favorite past time. She made my day today, and I laughed until I peed myself.
I was in my front yard when her and her husband got in a huge argument, they argued over who let the laundry sit in the dry wet, lmao. He was in his suped up dodge ram truck and their rv was parked on the street in front of their driveway and he got really pissed and told her to go fuck herself.
He then made the error of a lifetime, he floored his truck, smashed into his rv so hard it tipped over onto the street. Yes, I busted out laughing long and loud so she could hear me. She yelled at me to go into my house and I told her to kiss my ass. She started walking across the street to confront me, not a good idea on her part.
As she walked onto my property I told her she was trespassing and to leave, she chose not to listen so when I housed her down like a mad dog that really pissed her off. I told her better the water then me slap the shit out of her, I do not take crap from anyone, especially anyone who accuses me of killing my husband.
I told them both karma is a bitch and I laughed at them and told them they were idiots and made fools out of themselves, and o by the way it’s going to cost a small fortune to get their heap of scrap metal of the street. It has been quite a day watching a crane come in and turn their rv back on all fours.
Don’t ever think you will get away with anything as you will pay for it one day when you least expect it, just like they did. Karma will get you no matter how well you try to hide and no matter what you do to others it will come back, may it be good or bad.