Male or Female

My daughter is trying to find out if Khloe is a male or female, lmao, Khloe is a female but Shelby isn’t so sure so she googled it and was looking at pictures of a cat’s ass roflmao. Khloe is leaking female jizz and rubbing all over the floor and table and she is flipping back and fourth because she is so damn horny. Here’s my kid looking at bingo’s ass to see if he has balls and then she tells me that bingo was fixed so he wouldn’t have any balls, roflmao. 

Life is never dull around here and my kid just told me that she saw Khloe’s slit omg this is so damn funny as my daughter is such a riot and so damn funny as she is looking for bingo’s asshole as I type this. My daughter tells me to suck a dick all the time and we just crack each other up as we are always talking about sex may it be about humans or cats. Poor Khloe is so horny she wants to have her ass patted over and over as if it gets her off or something.

Im sure this isn’t a good Wednesday night topic to be writing about but it’s pouring rain outside and my kid is now looking up Bingo’s ass to define his sex for sure. My kids are such a trip and I do believe it is because of the way I have raised them, in a very open and honest environment. Most parents would never think of having the conversations I have had with my kids but they have learned so much from my openness and my kids are mature enough to handle my honestly.

Different Day

Now that spring has finally graced us with it’s presence my neighbor is already out cutting his grass. Two weeks ago he cut it and it didn’t didn’t didn’t it as it hasn’t grown yet and of course he is letting his dog out and she is shitting on my lawn. This son of a bitch called the cops on me so many times when I was going through my divorce and he is such a nosey fucker that I should call the cops on him over his dog. I just cannot wait to move and get away from his nosey ass and his pretend to have class ass.

He drinks beer from a pilsner glass and invites his golfing buddies over and acts like he is all that when he isn’t shit and he gives me the creeps and I never let my kids be around him alone when they were little. I have decided just to be a bitch and turn my stereo up super loud when he invites his friends over and give him a taste of his own medicine. I know this is so immature but that fucker got involved in my divorce and caused me more trouble than anyone should expect from their neighbors.

I do not have a for sale sign in my yard so my neighbors have no idea I am selling and I just want to sell and move without dealing with them at all. It’s none of their damn business what I do but that is what retired people do when they have no hobby, they get in their neighbors business. There granddaughter an my daughter have been friends forever and she is knocked up and invited us to her baby shower and of course I have to go because my daughter wants me to.

My daughter watches shows about girls picking out their wedding dresses, women getting married and shows of that nature which is normal for a girl her age. I never thought about getting married and I was never one to look at bridal magazines and I never dreamed about getting married. I guess I never thought about marriage because my parents were not together as I grew up and my mother always talked about my dad poorly and that probably turned me off from marriage.

I do not know if I will ever marry again for sure but I do know when I commit it will be for eternity and I will be in love this time, no marrying for the sake of kids, no committing to someone that only wants what little that I have, no more selling myself short. I just want to be happy and it’s that simple but I will not be stupid and look at just being happy, nope there has got to be more than happiness to make any relationship work and I am willing to put in the work but will he?

To Follow

Why do you follow

You know I feel

So damn hollow

Im a soul

That doesn’t

Feel whole

Do you care?

If so then

Why don’t you share

Yourself with me?

Am I not pretty enough?

Am I not smart

But am to tough?

Do you not know

My feelings are so

Screwed up and

I do not know

Which way to turn

Please give me

What I so badly need

Or leave my life

and let me be