Father Knows

Now that I am a mother as well as father I have to figure out how to talk to my son about sex and using condoms. How the hell do men talk to their sons about these matters? How do they teach their boys to use condoms? I mean seriously do you get a banana and show them how to put the condom on the banana? Do you give them the condom and let them learn for themselves? Do you take them to a prostitute? My son hasn’t had his first girlfriend yet but this problem plagues me.

My daughter was easy to teach because, well we are both women and teaching her how to tame that bush, take care of herself during periods and so on wasn’t to difficult. She asks me questions all the time about having babies and sex and I am brutally honest with her because I do not want her being a mother before her time. My son, well I do not know how to deal with him on a sexual level or any other level for that matter as he is quick to temper and get mad.

When my kids were younger I had people tell me not to give them to much information as they were not ready to handle it but that is just bullshit to me. In today’s world you have to assume your kids know more than you do because most of the time they actually do. Kids grow up way to fast in this world and they look to their peers for total acceptance and with the internet and tv kids are learning so much younger year after year. So I wonder if I should just sit in the great room with a banana and condom and when my son walks in start putting the condom on the banana? I have no doubt he would bust out laughing at me and call me sick or something like that, lmao.


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