Sad V

I have come to the realization that I have a very depressed vagina, yes it is sad but true so don’t you dare laugh. She hasn’t gotten the attention she requires to be happy and carefree and no matter what I do I just cannot get her out of her funk. I have treated her to a Brazilian wax and numerous visits from her “personal trainer” but I have had no luck and I just do not know what else to do. Vagina’s need to have their own personal assistant at all times but unfortunately I have yet to meet anyone that I would give that title to.

I thought the worse thing ever could be a man with a shar pei that didn’t get the personal hygiene attention needed but I do believe a depressed vagina is so much worse. I mean seriously, you can always wash a shar pei and that sucker will smile at you all day long and be thankful but the va j j well she is so damn temperamental and such a bitch at times that she just refuses to cooperate and go with the flow and enjoy herself.

So here I sit with a depressed little bitch that just refuses to enjoy herself and all she wants is a real man with a real cock to please her. She is so damn picky and if she isn’t attracted to the man then she refuses to part like the red sea if you know what I mean. I can just see you sitting back laughing your ass off but this is a serious problem that requires a serious answer and I have yet to come up with anything that will change the situation.

The Coolness

I love the way I feel in the spring mornings as the air is cool and you just want to snuggle, it feels so good to wrap myself tight in my quilt and when I get to warm I pull the blanket down and expose my breasts to the cool morning air. I so enjoy the spring even though the fall is my favorite season the spring is when life starts again. The birds have babies, the trees start to bloom and the flowers awaken from the long winter rest.

I enjoy lieing in bed and slowly waking up as I look out the sliding glass door at the open field behind the house. The field is so lush and green and it reminds me of freedom and it’s so relaxing to look at in the morning. I have been waking up with such pain in my hips and cramps in my legs and I stretch and lie on the inside of my hip to alleviate the pain. I enjoy the feel of the blanket against my naked body and I look out the window or at the ceiling and I let the random thoughts run through my brain.

This is the perfect time to meet someone as spring slips into summer and summer dances into fall and everything settles for the winter. It’s nice to share the seasons with someone special, someone who just gets you, someone who has the same “weirdness” as you do. I am glad that I am an independent woman but it would be nice to have someone I could rely on, someone I could rest my head on their chest and just let go of all of my worries, maybe one day soon I will have this.