Kegels Rock

After women give birth we tend to be “looser” and that takes away from the pleasure of sex for the man because the friction is no longer as it once was. Doing Kegel excercises tightens up those muscles and gives the man so much more sexual pleasure. Most women either lie there or are in different positions and think all is well when in fact there is something they can do to enhance the sexual experience.

I have no doubt that I am pretty damn tight because it has been so long since I have experienced penetration and believe me I cannot wait for the right guy so I can enjoy sex once again. Even though I am tight I still would be doing one big Kegel exercises during sex because it gives the male so much more pleasure. I know that my husband always enjoyed it when I tightened those muscles upon penetration.

This is such a simple thing to do which brings so much more excitement and pleasure to the sexual experience for a male but few have ever had a woman take the initiative and they have no idea what they are denying their man of. I enjoy experimenting sexually and I think a healthy sex life is so important to any relationship and I do all I can to keep both myself as well as my mate excited and wanting me even more.


I went to a male/female strip club last night and I didn’t even know such places existed, we stayed on the male stripper side and I was mildly amused at best. They put on a really good show and then they got to stripping, the guys wore g-strings that barely covered their balls and some of those guys really need to become friends with a razor or waxing. Some of the men were so hairy they gave apes a run for their money.

These guys really thought they had it all and shaking their asses and cocks around like they were a protein shake, hell maybe they were lmao but I wasn’t one to sample what they had to offer. You could tell some of them were on drugs and some were coke heads and drank to get their nerve up to dance I guess. My friends went through a total of five hundred dollar bills as they shoved them down their g-strings and copped a quick feel.

Women can act so desperate, so slutty at times and I guess these types of bars are for women to do just that, act slutty and spend money. I am no prude and I will admit I got a hell of a good laugh out of some of the girls but for me I wasn’t putting any of my cash down some guys pants and if I wanted to feel cock it sure wasn’t going to be in a setting like that. Some of the girls went a bit to far and actually grabbed these guys by the balls and pulled them to them.

I thought one girl was going to give a guy a head job right there at the table because the girls were way to drunk. I do not drink to excess and in fact I nursed a wine spritzer all night long. I can get pretty wild and crazy when I drink and I didn’t want to get out of control so I drank quite a bit of water with my wine and no I didn’t even have a buzz. The girls didn’t even notice that I was the only one sober and I wouldn’t of cared if they had noticed.

I am just so disturbed that the bride fucked someone while we were there and I do not think I can continue to be friends with this person because I cannot face the groom knowing what I know. I know I sound like a stick in the mud but it really bothers me so much because I know both of these people and like them both quite a bit. I guess a real friend would keep their mouth shut and pretend nothing went on but I am not good at lieing or pretending, so what to do???? Definitely keep my mouth shut, that is for sure.

Foolish Choices

When we are young we think we know it all and nobody has ever felt the way that we do or have experienced the things we have. So many meet someone, fall in love and marry because it’s either the best (and only) piece of ass they have ever had or they think marrying a virgin is prime real estate, lmao. We stay true to the one we have married but as the years go by we drift apart and the bed becomes a place to sleep with occasional sex, no more making love.

We may like being married  we do not like how our partner has become a stranger and the sex, when you do get it is mechanical and empty emotionally. We stay for the security, the comfort of familiarity and our children but we are emotionally spent and we begin to long for the touch of another, the feeling we get when we feel excited and we look forward to being with someone who will show us true affection and listen to us.

This is when you know for sure your marriage is over and even if you have married for life or thought the commitment you made would last a lifetime comes to a screeching halt. We hate admitting to ourselves that our marriage “failed” but the truth is we didn’t fail, we have just outgrown our situation and we long to feel that special feeling once again. It isn’t easy telling the kids and the family that divorce is eminent but we also can no longer be unhappy and watch the days goes by wishing we were free to find love once again.

Once we make the decision to split we get back into the dating game and some fuck everything that walks and talks and some date being very cautious and protective of ourselves. Eventually, we tire of the dating game and we begin to look for someone like minded, someone who understands us and wants to share our same likes. Once we find that person the second time around relationship is so much richer and so much more enjoyable as we grow old together.

Border Boys

A friend of mine is getting married for the fourth time, yes I said the fourth time and she had a bachelorette party last night in Canada. We went to a guys strip club, lmao and I will say that was a first for me because I just don’t go for clubs like that. We arrived and she had a private room set up with all the food and drink anyone could ever want and of course she had a few male strippers join the party.

When I say join I mean they went from shaking their skinny asses to rubbing their junk all over all of us. This didn’t do a thing for me because I do not like hairy men and if someone’s cock is going to be in my face it is going to be a man of my choice. I almost fell out of my chair trying to back away from this guy but he just kept coming at me with his shit practically hanging out.

I decided to take a break and go to the bathroom and the bride followed suit, we  did our business and when we came out of the bathroom we walked smack dab into someone very famous. I excused myself as I was so embarrassed but my friend just thought this was too good to be true. He actually invited us to his table for a drink and I went because my girlfriend accepted for both of us and I didn’t want to be rude.

He was pretty loaded already and he thought he had the right to touch my ass, nope you fucking asshole I don’t care who you are no ass for you from me! I am not going to say his name because it isn’t your business and besides I wouldn’t give him the time of day. My girlfriend, the bride was so infatuated with this guy that she started playing pocket pool with him under the table.

I excused myself and went back to the party and she finally showed back up several hours later. I asked her where the hell she went and she told me she would tell me tomorrow and true to her word she called me today. She told me she banged the guy! WTF???? You are getting married and you fuck another man??? She made me promise not to tell anyone but I did tell her she wasn’t ready to get married again and she begged to differ with me.

If you fuck or suck someone else shortly before you get married then you are nowhere near ready to commit and maybe its just me but I have lost all respect for my friend. I know I shouldn’t be so judgmental but damn how can anyone fuck someone just because they are famous? How fucking shallow can one be??? I am supposed to attend this wedding and I cannot knowing what I know and I cannot tell anyone so I’m going to have to come up with some excuse not to attend.