Being Silly

Do you need a good laugh? If you are in need then watch qvc as they try to sell you something like a lotion. LOL my daughter and I are sitting here listening to the lady talk a mile a minute about this lotion she is selling, o yes it smells fantastic and you can buy it today here for only 22.95 what a savings! If you purchase this wonderful lotion anywhere else you would be paying 29.95!

Here’s your opportunity to have a lovely smelling lotion today, yes today only at our special price so I urge you to buy it right now before we sell out! This product is fabulous and you will draw the attention of men like bees to honey, a dog to a fire hydrant, lol. We are also offering you today and today only our celluite remover that goes wonderfully with this fantastic vanilla lotion.

Yes, today and today only you can rub off that cellulite and then moisturizer with vanilla lotion and yes you will be the bell of the ball, the woman of the year, the snatch every man wants, lol. Ladies and men, yes even men can benefit from our lotion and cellulite remover, hey we don’t judge men, make your man want to climb you like a tree and shake your branches, lmao.

Today and today only we offer you the highest of quality products found nowhere else at such a wonderful price. Hey, if you take a look at the beautiful packaging you can see you will not be wasting your money as you can reuse the gift box when you regift a gift! Yes, order now before we sell out and yes we have already sold 15,00000 bottles of our lotion and cellulite remover.

That is what it sounds like when you listen to infomercials and yes I did ad-lib a bit but Shelby and I make fun of these people when we are beyond bored. My daughter is funny and together we could have our own comedian show I swear we could. We are so bad as we make fun of the overly feminine gay guy but come on, haven’t you ever met a queen that was over the top?

We are just bored and do what we need to for a laugh and yes we are funny and crack each other up but isn’t that what life is about? Laughing and enjoying your children and being silly? Life is so much better when you can be silly and enjoy yourself especially with your kids and yes my kids are funny and I love seeing them laugh and I love it when I can make them laugh and they can make me laugh. So, get it on with your kids and be silly!!!

Tango

I am starting to understand how the dating process works these days and wow have they changed considerably in the last twenty years. Things are all about sex and that is the beginning of conversations and then you move on to the get to know you phase.

This is all quite backwards to me but I am finding it fun non the less. I don’t know if he realizes I am kidding with him most of the time but I wish I could see his face for his reactions. I’m sure he thinks I’m an arrogant bitch but I do not mean a single thing I type.

I am just messing with him and I think he is starting to pick up on when I’m joking as I am getting more lol’s out of him which means he is understanding my lack of seriousness in our conversations. I’m glad I  can make him laugh and make him feel care free because I know I do.

He needs just to relax and I think I help him accomplish that, at least I hope I do. I think he works way to much and I think he hides in his work as most workaholics do. His hours may be part of his job but he needs to be good to himself.

I’m starting to believe that he has feelings for me and I like talking to him, I can read him very well which is odd but I can tell when he is stressed out and tired. I’m really looking forward to meeting him and just relaxing together and talking and sleeping.

I know I should be excited about sex but I’m not for some reason I’m more interested in knowing about him and making his body and mind relaxed. I really am looking forward to bathing him and lieing in bed together just touching each other.

I know that is being quite idealistic but sometimes two people can communicate so well just by touching and even though we both have a huge sex drive I really look forward to simple times and relaxing. I know that sounds boring as hell but it can be quite nice.

I’m not going to see much of him as it is so I am not interested in going to any place we cannot talk and get to know each other. He seems like a real nice guy and I really like his voice as it is manly yet boyish which I like. He seems to be getting used to talking to me more and he even offered to talk to me after he jacked off but I knew he needed to unwind.

I get the feeling he contacts me as soon as he walks in his door and that’s a nice feeling, real nice feeling. It’s nice to get to know someone without seeing them then there are no preconceived notions and I do not care what he looks like.

He’s tall and I like that, the men in my family were tall and they made me feel safe and protected so I guess that’s the attraction to height. The 28th can’t get here soon enough for me and that is something I am not used to. I am not used to looking forward to something and I like it, I like it a lot.